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spadesslick:

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basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, she still sustains solid savings.

She can’t sustain a shop selling sea shells. Should somebody sell superior shells, Sally’s sea shell store shall see a sales slump. Superior shells are simply safer stock if synthetic; synthetic shells shouldn’t see spots, scars, or stains similar to Sally’s sea shells.

Silly stuff, Spadesslick. Such synthetic shells sacrifice stability so sincere shells should still sell substantial sums.