coffeeshop aus?

motorcycledean:

yeah okay but-

• you complain really loudly to your friend in a foreign language and i can hear you mention my name sometimes but idk how to tell you i can understand everything au
• “i climbed this tree for a dare but now i’m stuck can you help me down or get a ladder i’m scared of heights and also im on probation” au
• inexperienced camper and park ranger au
• your room always smells really fucking good and idk what you’re doing in there but i’m determined to find out au
• “IT IS 3AM AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LIGHT FIREWORKS? I’LL KILL YOU” au
• it’s the last train of the night and we’re the only two people in this car and i’m 58472085345% sure i just saw a ghost 
• you were drunk and proposed to me but i’m not sure how to bring it up now you’re sober bc i totally would have said yes au
• we’re both on a foreign exchange and the company we’re with has apparently gone bankrupt, looks like we’re stuck here, you do speak the language right? au
• why are you hanging leaves above all the doors in our corridor?? it’s midnight?? and you’re wearing a sheet please explain?????? au
• we’re in the communal kitchen making food but somehow it turned into a contest, do you want to make out while i wait for this creme brûlée to finish cooling au
• RIVAL DOG WALKERS AU  
• i’m trying to do homework but some asSHOLE upstairs is blasting shitty 80′s pop and its kind of catchy but i need to study, could you pLEASE maybe turn Madonna down, i don’t care how much like a virgin you are au
• you’re living in my old apartment and you’re really cool but i’m a ghost and i’m not sure how to hang out with you without scaring you away au