smeck !
Month: March 2016
The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!
when ur the Sad Headcanon Friend™ and see an innocent headcanon and prepare to turn it into something painful
no smart commentary, no one surprised
how am i supposed to be a fun and zesty socializer on tumblr if the fucking replies are still gone. how am i supposed to make casual remarks that slowly lead to friendship
happy 20th pokemon 🍰
I HAS NO TAIL IM GONNA SHAKE MY WHOLE BODY INSTEAD
ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun
actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator
napoleon also is pulling out a gun
napoleon is the zodiac killer
*writes a quick response to a post*
*spends 30 mins typing out a fucking tag novel for it instead of making a different post*

