these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup
- Tagged
- "nah nah man it's the latest in soap technology is to make it look like other shit'
- 'no no dude chill this is like the latest in rustic bathing see the water is totally fine'
- 'oh young sir you look tired and dusty from your travels'
- 'wont you have a bath and join us for dinner'
- (yes i'm making fun of that one post)
- after hearing all these terrible tales of giants
- and he's all SUSPICIOUS
- and he's like
- and they show him this bath
- BAM
- but like
- but they're like 'dude you're 1/16th our size we'd need like 50 of you to even make jam for our toast'
- climbing up that stalk WAS long and hard and dirty
- FUCK I KNEW IT
- he eventually capitulates cause
- he looks around and see like
- he's given some soap that looks suspiciously like cheese
- i still love this
- IT WAS A TRAP GOOD JOB JACK YOU WERE RIGHT
- like
- like i can just imagine this being some jack and the beanstalk shit
- not to mention all the spiders and bugs he had to crawl around
- other tiny humans bathing in these pots
- so he gets in
- so he's like '........yeah ok a bath sounds rly nice thanks'
- so he's like relaxing and shit
- the birds who dive-bombed him
- they wear him down with their niceness
- they're all kind and nice
- where jack goes up
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