i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are
gumption
chutzpah
moxy
childlike wonder
the cut of my gib
and a certain je ne sais quoi
Chutzpah is the ONLY stat you will ever need
Nobody can tell you exactly what a certain je ne sais quoi actually does.
I would absolutely fucking play this game
A+
This reminds me of the time I read a post saying that the best way to make an MSPA RPG would be to put random words and numbers on a sheet of paper, dump a handful of dice in the middle of the table, and make up what everything means as you go along.
So…. RPG calvinball? I can see it