ok no look

look

he’s a baker right

he doesnt get out of the fucking house for anything other than to schlump against buildings to look cool and also to work at his job

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THE RANDOM DEXTERITY NECESSARY TO BOTH JUMP ONTO THE SLICK ROUND ORB THING AND ALSO HOLD ON WHILE IT BUCKED AROUND LIKE A

LIKE A ROUND BRONCO THING

WITH LASERS

i call so much bullshit