overherewiththequeers:

otherwindow:

I’d like to think that modern mages still choose to use grimoires over smartphones and tablets just because technology autocorrects spells.

Mage: Alexa, cast Greater Heal on me.
Alexa: Casting fireball on teammate.

Mage:  Damn.  Okay, Alexa, disable spell checker.

Alexa:  Disabling all spells.