thelegendofpiper:

kavtari:

leavenohoofprints:

squelchsquelch:

Reminder to turn off tumblr’s stupid “best first” feature now that it’s rolled out!

Go to profile>settings (the gear)>global settings>dashboard preferences

So I can only find this on mobile. It goes like this: go to your Profile, tap Settings (the gear), select Global Settings. You want to select Dashboard Preferences (which is new, at least on my Samsung Galaxy S5 version of the app)…

It will look like this when activated, and is auto-defaulted to being on.

Make it look like this to turn it off.

CONGRATULATIONS.

You have successfully deactivated this skeezy ‘feature’ which keeps you from seeing things chronologically. 😀

My followers – if you feel like people don’t like your posts, realize that tumblr might not even be showing your posts to people because it uses some arbitrary filter to only show what it thinks people want to see!

don’t let them do this to you guys

tedkordisanasshole:

eternalfarnham:

outofcontextdnd:

The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.

Was this the result of a failed skill check, or a successful one?

#i didn’t read the url at first #an as a librarian i thought’ yeah that makes sense’

molly-ren:

bassiter:

bassiter:

in hocus pocus when the sanderson sisters bust out a flawless rendition of I Put A Spell On You complete with modified lyrics, back-up vocals, AND choreography, in spite of having been dead for 300 years and otherwise having zero knowledge of the modern world and certainly no psychic powers either……………….. can only be rationalized by “they rolled a nat 20 on Performance”

now that i think about it, a LOT of hocus pocus makes more sense as a D&D campaign with the sanderson sisters as an Evil party (winnie is lawful, mary is neutral, sarah is chaotic)

DM: you see a guy dressed as–actually, can you all do a perception check for me?
Winnifred: …3
Mary: i got a 4.
Sarah: oh shit… 1.
DM: okay, you see the actual devil. lucifer himself is here, in this modern suburban neighborhood.

also,

DM: everyone roll a wisdom saving throw for me pls
*everyone rolls terribly*
DM: okay so max has just cast ‘burning rain of death,’ and

I watched Hocus Pocus for the first time since… uh… grade school??? and it was interesting to see what stood out to me at different periods of time. Like, adult me was like “Wait, how do they know how to sing…?” and child me was 100% like “HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE EVERYONE KNOWS THIS GUY IS A VIRGIN HOW EMBARRASSING!!!” 

kayla-bird:

cloudhime:

Love on the Peacock Express: A Short Mystery MILF Dating Game made for Yuri Jam 2017!

As a private investigator you’ve always been interested in two things: solving mysteries, and kissing hot older women. Now you’re on a train with as many mysteries as there are hot older women. Are you in paradise? Well, that’s going to be up to you.

Choose one of three women to spend time with on the train, each of whom is deeply embroiled her own mystery. Flirt and investigate through dialogue options and observation in order to solve your chosen woman’s mystery and find your way into her heart. Love on the Peacock Express features three possible romance routes, each with two unique endings.

All game proceeds are donated to Planned Parenthood and a Puerto Rican relief organization.

me, out loud: yes

kalce:

posted the compilation of these on twitter and people LOVED them, so I’m uploading these here as individuals since some people also wanted to use them as their phone background!! Enjoy! 

These will be available as 11×17 posters at Fanime and Anime Expo this year!! I’ll be at AA table #1608 at Fanime, and in the Dealers Hall for AX :3 (I’ll post later when i get my definite table location) and before i forget!! I’ll also open up a store for a limited time to sell these internationally so stay tuned!!

If you use these anywhere take a screenshot and send them to me! I’d love to see ❤