We’re out here in the middle of hot-ass Southern California, y’all are more than welcome to come murder bird his ass (could you also murder the other homophobes here pls and thank.) (I’ll take y’all out for a beer or something afterwards, it’ll be great.)
It’s so stupid too cause it started with him asking me about Ellen DeGeneres, of all people? Like don’t sit there and act all smug cause you’ve got wlw friends, that doesn’t give you a pass to say disgusting things about other wlw who don’t fit into your precious porn view of what you think they “should” look like.
Coworker: *says a shitty generic comment about butches, tries to justify it by saying he has lots of lesbian friends*
I: *try to remain calm*
I: *fail disastrously and end up crying because I am an angry baby*
Coworker: oh man I’m sorry you took that the wrong way
julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.
TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork
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