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My new favorite YouTube video is this totally earnest review of pre-swirled mayonnaise and ketchup in a tube. I swear it’s some kind of neo-dadaist masterpiece.
HIGLIGHTS:
1. His chosen condiment vehicle is chicken nugget dinosaurs. He serves them on a China plate.
2. At around 3:25 he switches to English and he has printed a paper American flag to signify the occasion.
3. “You do it all over on the chicken dinosaur.”
Nothing I do will ever be as good as this.
IDK if I’ve mentioned this before, but since there’s talk of how to approach an accurate/nuanced translation of the word “baka” in anime on my dash, I thought I’d share one of my other favorite bits of oft-overlooked translating-Japanese nuance and how it applies to Sailor Moon.
Basically every Sailor Moon fan knows Sailor Moon’s catchphrase, “tuski ni kawatte oshiokyo!” which translates more or less into “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!”
The fun part, that I learned a few years back from my half-Japanese friend who has, since high school, lived full time in Japan, is the “oshiokyo” bit.
Oshiokyo does, in a literal sense, mean “I’ll punish you”. It’s a perfectly fine translation. But what it doesn’t get across is that the main people who use the phrase are parents, especially mothers, and it’s primarily used against children.
There’s not a perfect English equivalent, but it carries a similar tone to “someone’s getting a spanking!” or “you’re going into time out!” or “you’re in big trouble, missy!”
Basically, it’s not particularly threatening, and anyone who would think it was would be pretty childish. The fact that Usagi uses it as a legitimate threat is adorable in how much is reveals her age. It’s also badass and kind of condescending in that she’s basically treating the villains as unruly children instead of legitimate threats.
So there you go. Take this information and put new joy into one of the most well-trod parts of the Sailor Moon universe.
@sailormoonsub , this will greatly increase your appreciation of fight scenes
BRB I gotta go back and rewatch all 200 episodes and 3 movies with this in mind

my phone’s suggestive text thinks fareeha has a great lesbian heart, reblog if you agree
someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?
me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears
@8bittheatrics saw this while looking for that last gif and immediately thought of you


@8bittheatrics Oof wow that is rough! I’m glad to hear they fixed that, having fast food entrances RIGHT by stoplights is so stupid. Hopefully you were ok coming out of that? I’m sorry to hear about your car’s hood it’s never fun getting in an accident, much less having to shell out a lot of money to get shit fixed.

@anonnatsfan replied to your post: Happy Monday I just got my fender bended
Are you alright???
Yes! Sorry that took so long, had to exchange information, figure out how to get back home through some “this is not a through road but we’re not going to post a sign saying it’s not so good luck getting back to the main road” bullshit, etc etc.
So my back bumper isn’t totally fucked, it’s just crumpled a bit, like if you draw something and then go NO THIS SUCKS and crumple it but then like a minute later you feel really bad and smooth most of it out. There’s also two puncture holes where his license plate bolts were poking out, and an impressive dent on the underside but that’s the extent of the damage.
It was actually the chillest, least violent car crash I’ve ever been in so, points for that I guess, Monday. The dude didn’t drive off, the cop didn’t give me The Eye for not having my registration updated, and my car is still driveable so, best of a potentially bad situation I suppose. I’m personally fine, still feeling a little tender about my car; I kept catching myself giving suv-types a really hard glare when they rolled up behind me haha.





















