I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.

Neil Gaiman (via mollymillions)

nekoama:

thedudevondoom:

criminallyincompetent:

neueratemybaby:

atnervesend:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

pandalot:

goddamnitreddas:

asteriskos:

Dramatic Space Drifting

…I’m not even going to make a Portal joke here

Manly Men Can Hunt

Inexplicably Identical Individuals

I am Officer Jenny

Guilt Ridden Accomplice. Seems legit.

Dangerously Genre Savvy.

Yeah that seems right.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows

oh fuck me it’s exactly right

Take That, Audience!

oh.

Limp And Livid

Won’t argue with it.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuxomIsBetter

Dammmit guys stop loving me for just my boobs.

xekstrin:

petition to make Earth Wind & Fire the new September meme instead of mocking the Greenday guy for mourning his dad

Pros: Funky beats, a classic late ‘70s R&B soul jam, it perks me up when I’m depressed as fuck, and also you won’t be tweeting relentlessly “reminder to wake up” at a guy who wrote a song about his father’s death

Cons: for the rest of the year you’ll have “BAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAAA DEEE YAAAAAAAAA, BAAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAA DEE YAAAAAA” stuck in your head, which imo is a fair trade off

elapuse:

A lot of people have been warning me about an art thieve on Facebook these days, and I finally took some time to report all their campaigns on Teechip. Teechip understood the matter and took down their campaigns, but they’d just re-upload them the second day.

 But here’s the plot twist: This morning I received an angry email from the person I’ve been reporting. Here it says he or she won’t stop and will dedicate their time to stealing all my artworks.

If you’re seeing this, keep warn that this art thieve is still on the lose and he’s triggered. If you see any sign of this person’s activities, feel free to message me about this. 

If they want war, they get war.