@lemedy I came across a dragon age post that had me screaming in the tags and then I was like
WAIT
NO
LEMEDY MIGHT PLAY DRAGON AGE AND I DONT WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING
@lemedy I came across a dragon age post that had me screaming in the tags and then I was like
WAIT
NO
LEMEDY MIGHT PLAY DRAGON AGE AND I DONT WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING
you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film
It is a period drama
segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0:
the reason websites begin with www. is because the guy who invented the internet was gaming at the same time and forgot to switch the window
legit the first thought that went through my mind when i realized the guy training me wasn’t at work today:

Things You Shouldn’t Do At Work: yell at one of the floor managers
Things I Did At Work Today: yell at one of the floor managers
110% Fresh Jet Wolf Friendship trash, with flavors of Tracer’s sassiness, Pharah’s struggles to emotion, and a garnish of hurt/comfort. happy Birthday, you piece of shit. 2,028 words, my entire OW verse is here.
“It’ll be a slumber party!” there was nothing, it seemed, that Tracer could not make into a game, or entertainment, or find something to be delighted about, and being holed up in Winston’s home by the multiple threats of an unusually high snow in London, a reasonably tiring battle with Talon, and the threat they still might be out there, was no exception.
“Hm.” Pharah looked out the window for a moment before shutting the curtain. “I do not know we can have too much fun with it. Talon may be waiting.”
Time and happiness had changed a handful of things about Pharah, for the better, everyone thought, including herself, but much as there was nothing Tracer could not make delightful, there was little Pharah could not make into a potential threat.
“Fareeha, there’s 28 bloody centimeters of snow on the ground, Talon’s likely got their feet up with a bit of cocoa.” She clipped her accelerator into the base and unzipped her jacket. “Same as we might be doing, if you’d just relax. Try something new. A record, that, you know, I think Winston’s already rang Mei about it, but if it ‘asn’t we really ought to…”
Pharah scowled as Tracer’s incessant babble faded into the background of her own thoughts, but acknowledged, in her own mind, that Tracer would not have removed her accelerator if she were nervous. When she was grounded in the system Winston had created in his house, she gained the comfort of not needing to wear it, but she lost the ability to blink entirely. It only came off when she truly believed there would be no need to fight, and no risk of her disappearing.
Tracer was many things, but she was not entirely stupid, and not much of a liar.