Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.
Serious question
What in the fuck does “drain them swamps” mean?
Like I get the feeling its obviously supposed to be some shitty kind of remark that could potentially be racist but all I can think of is that its aimed at people who live in swamps which are…oh right! Southern people! What the hell?
that point of cleaning when you have no idea what to do next because there’s nothing more you even own and care about but somehow there’s still 4 thousand things on the floor all unrelated to each other
“i’ve put away literally every material good I’ve ever acquired”
my floor and desk:
Me: just wants to make a simple post about my mom
Tumblr: but have you considered SCREAMING IT AT YOUR FOLLOWERS
My mom is intensely into GBBO, she’s now SUPER emotionally invested in the bakers and gets all quiet and scowls whenever Paul is on (which I mean, fair)
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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