sephiramy:

Before I even knew what I had, I patented it, I packaged it, and Idk maybe I WILL slap it on a plastic lunchbox, who knows?

delorez:

let’s start discourse

shoes on in the house who cares vs shoes off upstairs vs shoes off at the door. tag urself and where you’re from or/and the main culture u follow at home

vilecrocodile:

so when some dude with a beard puts on flannel and chops a tree down, hes some kind of strong sensual alpha male. ok what about when a woman puts on flannel and like, i dont know, saws a plank of wood in half or something, and shes faintly sweaty and not wearing a bra, and her hands are calloused and like, i dont know, shes got a 1980s lesbian haircut and a big and tough but friendly dog named “buster” and a scar on her right shoulder and you’re in a pine forest also. wheres the candle for that. thats the kind of shit i like to think about when i’m in the bath. you’re missing out on a valuable market here, yankee candle

seaslidegalaxy:

moodboard

@madegeeky that lion thing from the house, when you attempt to redecorate and end up unleashing the apocalypse

This is wild, y’all

derinthemadscientist:

twoweeksandaday:

curt-n-curly:

PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE.

i was not prepared for any of this and never wanted the slide show to end

Guys it’s only $550,000 to be the proud owner of this nightmare

This is wild, y’all

cerastes:

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus
2. Judas
1. Printers when you are in a hurry

parkerpete:

Q: Do you want to be the next Tony Stark?

madegeeky:

traumagician:

More illustrations for @ofgeography ‘s awesome short story Snow White, Blood Red– all text is taken directly from the story, with her permission. I’ve still got more of these up my sleeves; I’m just spreading them out between other drawings and stuff, ‘cause I have so much fun with them. First set of pictures is here.

Anyone who hasn’t read Snow White, Blood Red I really cannot recommend it enough. It’s an absolutely fascinating take on the Snow White mythos and I adore it to pieces.