me, the eldest sibling in a fairy tale: hey idiots, watch me own the hell out of the Devil. I’m gonna be so good at it
me, ten days later, draped over my youngest sibling’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes as they saunter out of Hell: I will admit that mistakes were made.
ok i know this is a cliche at this point but nevada literally electing a dead pimp (who died at his birthday party with grover norquist and ron jeremy, nonetheless!) is absolutely a glitch in the simulation
USA Patch Notes v. 2.018
– Fixed bug that caused citizens to elect corpses to the senate
God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough