thecallofgothulhu:

pancakeruby:

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”

I can’t get over how well this fits

i’m joe.

periegesisvoid:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

saturniata:

kawaii-kozume:

saturniata:

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

Oh? Would you elaborate?

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

newandimprovedbeef:

lyophilized-dragonfly:

Cliente: “Quanto tempo ci vorrà per terminare il lavoro ?”
Io: “Circa sei settimane”
Cliente: “Lo devi fare in due settimane”
Io: “Ok, provo a spiegarmi meglio”

Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?”
Me: “About six weeks”
Client: “You have two weeks.”
Me: “OK, I’ll try to explain myself better.”

against-stars:

me, installing a bunch of mods i know will conflict with one another and not bothering to comb through and remove every single problem file: ok you look after each other in there

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again

Roomie: man my socks are trippin me out, it felt like something crawling up my an-
my brain: -US
Roomie: -kle and I- what, what’s wrong
me: nothing i totally didnt just think you were going to say anus instead of ankle
Roomie:…….well I’m really glad I didn’t say anything else then