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africabytoto1982:

positive-lesbian-vibes:

on this thanksgiving I would like to thank god for blessing us with butch lesbians

it’s not Thanksgiving

every day is thanksgiving when it comes to being thankful for butch lesbians

docholligay:

HI JET WOLF HERE FOR DOC HOLLIGAY

ARE YOU FEELING TIRED AND SLUGGISH

WORN OUT AND SO FUCKING DONE

WORRY NO MORE FRIENDS BECAUSE I’M HERE TO HELP

THAT BOTTOMLESS EMPTY VOID YOU’RE FEELING DOES HAVE AN ANSWER

YOU’RE SIMPLY NOT GETTING ENOUGH OF YOUR DAILY RECOMMENDED GAY CONTENT

YOU NEED HOLLIGAY

I HAVE HERE ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY HOLLIGAY IN CONVENIENTLY DIVIDED DOSES TO FIT EVERY NEED EVEN ON THE TIGHTEST BUDGET

FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE DOLLAR A MONTH YOU CAN HELP SUPPORT YOUR HOLLIGAY AND ALL THE CONTENT SHE PROVIDES FOR FREE EVERY MONTH ON HER BLOG. ALL THAT ‘FIC, ALL THOSE ASKS, ALL THE LIFE STORIES, ALL THE HELPFUL ADVICE, ALL THE BEING A HUGE ASSHOLE TO JET WOLF

NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY

ONE DOLLAR A MONTH I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT STICK WTIH ME KIDS

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THIS IS SUCH A VALUE IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S PAYING YOU ONLY SHE ISN’T BECAUSE THAT’S IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOW THIS WORKS

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

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BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

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