the “ain’t nobody got the spoons for that” aesthetic

paksenarrion-reader:

*runs a hand through hair* “I swear to god I’m gonna shower tonight :/” *puts a hat on*

owning a dozen pairs of identical socks. You can’t mismatch them if they all look the same.

“I’m gonna eat something” *opens fridge* *closes fridge* *makes tea instead*

The Chair of clothes too clean for the laundry and too dirty for the closet

*dresses in whatever’s composing The Chair’s top layer at the moment* *looks at self* “mh.” *goes out like that anyway*

“what a lovely pendant!” thank you, I forgot to take it off two weeks ago

checking the weather forecast is more effort than drying off after an unexpected rain or walking with a sweatshirt tied around your hips

POCKETS

having to stand up to dig through your pockets, that’s how deep they are

one of the pockets (optionally: a bag/backpack) holds a bottle of water and you lowkey wish it was alcohol or at least coffee

entirely viable to mutter, or at least think, “take a fucking sip babes” every time before drinking that water

probably only keeping self above catatonia with salt and memes

chubbies-and-pokemon:

Sailor Scouts by @ladyadorabeezle

My new aesthetic:

tuupii:

dark fan-theories debunked with: “chill. they gay”

1) Steven Universe – Garnet

theory: fusion made of mortally wounded gems

canon: fusion made of smol lesbians

2) Yuri on Ice – Victor

theory: has some ulterior motive for coaching Yuuri

canon: the motive is gay

moonwhing:

The Dramatic Nerds Aesthetic™

patrochilles:

maybe the reason i love the sea so much is bc i too contain a lot of salt

aleatoryw:

Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor.

Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.

Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.

being asexual is like being in hufflepuff: