Utena+The Onion Headlines Part 2
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Long Con: Double Agent Reaper releases Doomfist to cause tension in Talon’s upper management, throw mud on Helix, and give the newly assembled Overwatch agents something to fight to win back public approval. Now he can retire with Jack to their apartment in Pasadena and get the parakeet they always wanted.
The parakeet’s name is Spaghetti.

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea





























