Fartemis.

Ahem. So @wouldntyoulichentoknow, I think I’ll upload them one at a time? Sorry it’s been taking so long, but now it’s finally time to deliver.

When it’s too hot to snuggle, place Ami in the middle.

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thegestianpoet:

afishinspace:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

thats good

FORGOT to provide Evidence

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

fencer-x:

marcvscicero:

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

A tradition

wakor-rising:

sonatagreen:

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short.

A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace.

The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people.

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage.

taqiocarts:

This spring, find your Healthpack~

Here’s the thing no one asked for based off of this.

ninasnoodles:

Important question

loveable-korrasami:

ariessy:

Just think when Zuko visits babyKorra they would play hide and seek together and he would find her and shout “I’VE CAPTURED THE AVATAR” holding her up like Lion King.

oh my god this is the best thing ever

lychgate:

sassy-saiyajin:

the world is a beautiful place

seto pieba

askmissbernadette:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.

It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans