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aaaaaaaaaaalianzinsurance:

soliloquy-of-nemo:

lesbianpiperwrights:

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game
hot lady pirate: *appears*
me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey