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The lights hung in hazy contemplation in the darkness of the wine bar, warm and intimate, glowing like stars against the ceiling. Haruka wanted to say something about them, about they reminded her of Van Gogh, of the way everything was filtered through that unreality of beauty. Haruka wanted to tell her being around Michiru was like that, sometimes, that the world got a little more beautiful, and a little less real, in the halo of her presence.
“I have a cat!” was what she said. “His name is Mouse.”
Michiru looked across the table at her, her head tipped in that slightly bemused way. “An interesting way to begin to tell me about yourself, but I do love novelty.”
“I’m a gym teacher.” You teach at the same school, idiot, “I majored in Phys Ed,” shocking. You’re so brilliant, “Uh, I used to run a lot?” It’s a wonder you’re single.
“May I assist you with the wine list?” The waiter asked.
Those Chain Posts: REBLOG NOW FOR LOTS OF CASH!!!! IT’S LEGIT!!! WE PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: eh yeah, whatever, it’s all lies probably
Me: ……
Me: better reblog it anyways
*months/years later*: mail from my old contractor arrives
Letter: DEAR RHIO, WHOOPS WE FORGOT TO PAY YOU PLS RESPOND
Sometimes I wish there was either a “play offline*” option or a “set status” option so I could set it as “I’M ONLY LOOKING AT THEM FOR REFERENCE” and open OW without 2-3 people from my former life going PLAY PLAY PLAY
I didn’t watch the original Star Trek, or any Star Trek tbh, but I don’t feel as if I lost much
Yeah the way he was explaining it was kind of off and like I said, right train yard, wrong side of the tracks. He’s like this “ “close to some kind of mental break through but he’s super old school and like I’ve already rocked that boat and I’m not in a good head space to get into a NO YOU’RE WRONG MOSTLY KIND OF JUST LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMMIT match with him right now.
I can’t go into detail and i won’t explain why but I have never been so deeply affronted by how deeply affected I am by the fucking internet and how messed up it made me.
“When you post something on the internet it’s going to be seen by everyone!!!11″
ahah so I went from one bad boring anime to another bad boring anime YAY
bitching in the tags mentions parental abuse, take care
tfw you happen to randomly run across a comic on tumblr that succinctly explains the past 18 years of your life in a condition that you didnt know existed and you didnt know to ask about it because the way you are just *is* and your family is a bunch of lazy shits* who never go to the doctor for anything beyond “wow i think i’m dying” and you were always too ashamed of the way you were to comment or bring attention to…whatever the fuck was going on so that’s just how you’ve been for almost 30 fucking years
I love everything about this but I have to say that “A ritualistic exchange of jewelry and oaths” made me laugh so hard because I just imagine that’s how Rei avoids saying she has deigned to MARRY
“So, Mina and i have decided to…participate in a ritualistic exchange of jewelry and oaths.”
Michiru just looks at her, “Do you mean to suggest you are getting married, or forming a coven, or am I meant to simply enjoy the ambiguity of the situation?”
“WE’RE SIMPLY SOLEMNIFYING A LEGAL ARRANGEMENT WHEREBY–”
“Rei, you don’t have any call to explain yourself to me, I know how little you care for such socially-enforced frippery, that’s why I’ve declined to offer the use of my family’s yacht and seaside cottage.” She looks over her cup of tea. “I know it would practically be an insult to your beliefs.”
Rei frowns. “I mean, I didn’t say–I think using the resources of the wealthy–Michiru, that ‘cottage’ has 8 bedrooms and a billiard room”
“Hm.”
“Really it’s only right that we use the resources of the bourgeois to provide entertainment for the underclasses.”
“Yes, very revolutionary. I believe we have napkins in several colors, as well, for the place settings of the proletariat.”
I found this looking for something else and laughed so hard at my own joke I’m a nerd
*sees a notification for what is most likely a bill*
*ignores it for 3 months*
*sees a notification for something related to my goblin child*
oh shit i have to open this right now it could be important
*it’s an email about fleas*
wow
yes
that was totally worth my time
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