Tag: every time

Me, internally: ok this is it, this is the last time, I’m gonna tell him off, I’m gonna do it

My lead: hey man

Me: hey.

Lead: I sent you an email of some stuff I need you to review and fix for me

Me: ok

Lead: you’re training a dude tomorrow, cool?

Me: yep

Lead: cool, thanks *exit stage left*

Me:…………………shit

Also me at work, feeling particularly affectionate towards Endymion: “man I can’t wait to get home and pet my cat 😇”
Some guy, walking by: “I bet you do” * leers* *laughs* *winks*