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Reblog this and tag yourself with a Stephen King trope I’m the uninspired alcoholic writer

I’m the state of Maine 

I’m classic rock

I’m the strangely murderous school bullies who carry switchblades in their pockets.

I’m the murderous ghost truck.

I’m the old timer sitting in the bar, drinking shitty beer and warning city folk about the Lot.

Im the kid in your old gang who died tragically in adulthood but shows up for all your childhood flashbacks.

I’m the homosocial bond between two men who have been thru great strife

i’m the animated inanimate object

I’m the inexplicably terrifying mundane object. 

I’m the awkward, regrettably explicit sex scene.

I’m the sexually deviant villain

I’m the extremely appropriate weather.

I am the corn.

I’m the disabled kid with magic powers

I’m the one black person in the whole town.

(I’m the overuse of parentheses.)

I’m so coked up I don’t remember writing Cujo

I’m the van.

I’m the Cozy Voice for Catastrophes.

I’m the Hand of God

I’m the doomed dog.