Things in real life: happen

person on facebook: makes a really good point

i: share it, hoping desperately, naively, that People I Know will get the point

my sister’s sister: makes a fucking stupid ass comment that misses the point of the post by a million yards

i: shove both of my feet directly into my mouth

“hmm why do i have heartburn, randomly, completely out of the blue? so mysterious. hmmm.”