joker-ace:

when it comes down to it, i love every route in mystic messenger but there was a pretty clear process of elimination that went down ❤

ohMYGOD

haaaaaaaa

i love hearing how apparently when i date someone with a dick then i’m straight but when i date someone with a vagina then i somehow magically switch to being gay

HOW

oh and apparently bisexuals can’t commit?? somehow??

AND SHE’S ONLY GOING OFF OF MOVIES AND TV WHAT THE FUCK

i’m

becoming so violently angry this is ridiculous