dandelionofthanatos:

ice-light-red:

windycityteacher:

burntcopper:

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

WOAH WHAT?

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

Green Great Dragons can exist! It’s just that Great Dragon is the noun XD

honeyed:

honeyed:

towerofglass:

towerofglass:

towerofglass:

honeyed:

At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

And…….. Why did you stop?!

How many notes will convince you to finish?

@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE.

Yes, I’m finishing it now.

Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples. 

ugh

i’ve had a long two hours of drinking only one beer because i’m a Responsible Adult and listening to work drama and really all i want is to sleep and pretend i didnt make an ass of myself at work chewing out my lead (again) because he wouldn’t train me right (again)

but there’s a mildly heavy package from hong kong on my desk and fuck it if my curiosity isn’t getting the better of me

i mean what the fuck did i order from china…???

abscidium:

xxcookiecrumbsxx:

sleepbby:

be sure to understand ur s/o’s way of showing affection and make them aware of yours.. some ppl show affection by buying u things and some ppl will say I love u a million times and some will make u breakfast some will leave u the last ice cream, but it’s really important to know about these things bc u could not notice them and feel unloved while your s/o feels taken for granted and it’s just all a big misunderstanding so please talk about these things

Hi these are called love languages and there are five of them and you can take a quiz to find out which one is yours and like your secondary one and so can your partner and they’re really useful

http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/
tag urself i’m words of affirmation