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Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

Border Collies are Farm AU

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

Visual Shitpost

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

  • Curvy
  • Very Long Leggy
  • Alien Face
  • Very Skinny
  • Very Tol
  • Wild Hair
  • Tail Sometimes

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

In 2037 God sues us for copyright

Things in real life: happen

person on facebook: makes a really good point

i: share it, hoping desperately, naively, that People I Know will get the point

my sister’s sister: makes a fucking stupid ass comment that misses the point of the post by a million yards

i: shove both of my feet directly into my mouth

“hmm why do i have heartburn, randomly, completely out of the blue? so mysterious. hmmm.”

idk what this says about me personally but i love how the drunken conversation i just had with my former roomie lead me to the revelation that Polly Pocket was my first real wlw ‘awakening’ as it were. Well that and playing with my godsister’s Barbies who somehow never had any need for Ken unless like the acquisition of the Barbie House was involved.