What an adorable start to a murder

@keyofjetwolf a tiny murderbird to get you through these trying times of moving and packing

I’m so mad cause like there’s this great Victorian painting of this lady who has the best judgemental face and I’m trying to get it down cause its honestly 100% how Michiru would look but my eyebrows! Are too! Expressive!! Argghhh!

marisaauntmay:

allnewfadedforher:

when a dumb elf refuses to join your cool club so you gotta right of conscription his ass, but he fuckin runs

(pt. 1)

I’d like to make a request. An Iron Maiden… but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

goldiepoppy:

iguanamouth:

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin

No escape

My boyfriend holding the pinhole projector.

chaoskirin:

tiinasaurus:

The eclipse shining through my cardboard pinhole projector reminded me of someone. 🌙 🐾

This? This is the coolest eclipse picture.

schmoyoho:

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

😑

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.