The only other McCree thing I’ve ever written i didn’t publish so BE GENTLE.
Billy was lonely, McCree thought, and deserved to have a friend. The three legged cat Gabriel had given him after he lost his arm was a true companion, and had stuck with him through thick and thin. You couldn’t buy that kind of allegiance.
And McCree always felt a bit guilty when he had to go off on a job, leaving Billy with food and water and someone to check on him, but no much in the way of companionship. Even if he did give him the wet food he loved so much when he returned.
He picked Billy up. “Who’s Daddy’s special boy?”
Billy meowed. He knew exactly who it was.
“Yes!’ McCree smiled. “Today, we’re going to get you a little brother or sister, you like that?”
Jesse McCree was not the kind of man who would have gone to a pet shop for his new friend, and, in fact, was delighted to find out that one f the cats down the road had a litter of kittens, and he intended to bring Billy along, to see which of the kittens Billy took to, and it didn’t matter to him how stupid everyone else thought it was.
He wanted Billy to have a say.
McCree did not allow himself many open softnesses, and the breaking of Overwatch and Blackwatch had only hardened that in him, leaving him without the only real family he’d ever known. Things were always like that. You like a gang, some die, the rest move on, and repeat.
But not Billy. Billy stayed at his side.
He put Billy in his carrier, in a remarkably bloodless fashion.
“Promise you’ll thank me later, Billy.” He held the carrier carefully and hauled it into his truck, and Billy mewed piteously when the engine roared. “It’s just a little ways down the road. Don’t worry.”
McCree had always longed for the same things everyone else had–family, love, and home–but they always seemed to elude him, just out of reach. It wasn’t too much to want a nice husband, with a little garden out back, maybe, and some escape from the life he’d led thus far? Before he went too far, and did something he could never forgive?
It was a stupid wish, and at least he had Billy.
He hopped out of the truck, just a little down the road as he’d promised, and took out the carrier. The kittens were all clawing at the edge of the box, romping around as McCree set the carrier down and opened the door.
“Come on now.” He coaxed Billy out of his carrier. “Time’s a wastin.”
Billy stepped out cautiously and walked over to the box, sticking his nose in and then drawing it back as a wave of kittens swept toward him. He examined them carefully, seemingly understanding what McCree wanted him to do.
McCree knelt down next to the box and ran his hand over the soft kittens, one looking up at him with wide green eyes, his brown tabby fur glistening. He picked him up and set him down next to Billy, who batted at him with a paw.
“Now, be nice. Just give him a shot.”
Billy looked up at him as if to protest, but then playfully nosed at the kitten, who rolled over on his back to play. McCree watched them frolic for a moment or two, and noticed that Billy didn’t seem to be paying attention to any of the other kittens. It was as if this little guy knew immediately, that he was meant to be part of their extended family.
McCree tipped his hat to the nice lady who’d given him a glass of lemonade and a kitten, and gathered them both into the carrier, Billy protesting the whole way.
“I’ll get ‘im ‘is own, Billy, just hold your horses for a minute.” He shook his head. Billy’d been spoiled.
At home, he showed his little kitten around, where everything was, just so he could get used to it–it wasn’t a big house, by any means, but McCree wasn’t a little kitten, so he could hardly know how it felt.
They played on the floor as he sat in his rocking chair, drinking his beer and listening to the radio, and snapped a picture to put on the instagram no one even followed anymore.
Billy the Kitten and Butch Catsidy, his two beautiful boys.
Tag: i love it so much
If you had to cast the Sailor Moon cast in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, who would play what role?
This is a tough question, but I am up to the challenge! The difficulty here is that there are no complete direct parallels between the world of the Three Kingdoms in ~220 A.D. China, and a 1990s magical girl anime. All of the main characters of The Three Kingdoms are men, and all of the main characters of Sailor Moon are girls. So, we have that going on. Because the characters of Three Kingdoms were split between at least three different factions at a time, you’re also going to have senshi on opposing sides here. I’ve matched the girls up to their Three Kingdoms counterparts based purely on my interpretation of personality traits.
No one gets to be Lu Bu or Zhuge Liang or Guan Yu. These figures are simply so far beyond everyone else in the story that to include them would be out of line with the anime where, while Usagi is undoubtedly the most powerful of the senshi, she still needs the others. Anyway, the rest of this gets pretty long, so read on after the cut!
This is amazing and if Tumblr mobile cuts off the rest of this as I fear it will, please do yourself a favor and read the full thing on his blog.
The Intercession of Saint Raphael
Better known as “The Catholic Boarding School AU,” it just needed a proper name if I’m gonna turn it in to a long read series. Links to all installments will be posted here! I’ll post a word count once it’s finished, but if College Au taught me anything it’s that the sooner I get a masterpost together the better.
Random Headcanon Thursday
There’s this one specific bakery that Mako HATES. Loathes. Would punch to dust if given the opportunity.
It all comes from one day when she was running late to a meeting with the others. The night before, they’d had a tough fight, and despite being exhausted, Mako didn’t sleep well. She didn’t get up in enough time to make anything for the meeting and so, knowing they’d all be expecting it (and not wanting to deal with a hungry and disappointed Usagi), she stopped at this bakery and bought a cake.
Mako should’ve known better, she’s painfully aware of how bad she is at lying. But when everyone assumed she’d made the cake herself, she just kind of let them. Any adorable stammering and awkwardness (AND THERE WAS A LOT) was attributed to Mako been embarrassed by all the praise.
There was a lot of praise.
A LOT of praise.
Nobody could stop talking about how good the fucking cake was. “Best ever, Mako-chan!” “You were really ‘cooking’ today HAHAHAHA” and so on. The girls asked for it again next time. (”And BIGGER,” Usagi urged.) So Mako made the cake herself. Mako made the hell out of this cake.
It wasn’t as good.
Oh it was GOOD, and her friends were very appreciative (and it must be noted there were no leftovers), but it wasn’t AS good. There was something missing. Mako could hear it in the slightly less enthusiastic praise, see it in how the last few pieces didn’t disappear quite as quickly.
When the meeting was over, Mako immediately went to the bakery and bought another cake. She took it home and studied it, ate it, let her tongue pick out every last clue. She tried again.
And failed again.
Mako has been to this bakery so many times now attempting to recreate this cake that they know her on sight. She is a preferred customer. They love her.
MAKO HATES THEM
She’s convinced that the bakery is a front for some as yet unknown enemy. She hasn’t found proof, but it’s only a matter of time.