I swear to fucking God if it’s Rein….this blog is just gonna turn into one big memorial service
LETS BE REAL
its either rein or soldier, they both got fairly completed stories but im leaning more towards rein cause coughs brigitte would be a perfect lore replacement for him since she was his squire
disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’
“I can’t be mad at nobody that loves the puss! The puss is ~good~”
My co-worker, cheerfully and loudly outing me at work near a group of people
@paksenarrion-reader oh man I was wondering what god I’d pissed off when I hit that post. Maybe that was my “Hey, get off the computer and eat something you fuck” sign?
Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes