*scrolling through some job listings, sees one for Animal Husbandry in a Lab Setting*

Yeah, I could handle that!* I should apply right now for this job that will totally be a Good Idea!

*I can not handle that

incidentalcomics:

The Ingredients of Shakespeare

This comic appears in the latest issue of The Southampton Review.

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Featuring donuts

romanticdaydreams:

I saw this on my professor’s door and I can’t even deal with the accuracy.

pro-gay:

Overwatch is just call of duty for gays

Ahaha I FEEL YOU. That’s one of the reasons I keep my bitching in the tags and also heavily censor the bitching to whatever closest noun-thing I can think up instead of names.

sorairo-deizu:

evecoffn:

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

well

huh

Self-Knowledge Questionnaire

asearchforg-d:

Tag reblogs with what you got.

flightlesscrowkids:

flightlesscrowkids:

Guess who’s getting mad at Robin Hobb on twitter dot com again

FitzChivalry “basically had an orgasm when our minds brushed but no no i don’t want him” Farseer

FitzChivalry “sacrificed myself to bring my fated Beloved back whoops time to fuck off and marry this girl i haven’t seen in fifteen years” Farseer

empty-movement:

spaceshiny:

I found this on my hard drive. Looks like I tried to explain the plot of Utena to someone while drunk?? IDK.

This explanation is totally on point.