Congratulations! You’re out of bed at 3:30 in the fucking morning! Do you:

a) read any one of those books you’ve been complaining you haven’t had time for?

b) draw! this is also a thing you want to do, that you have neither the time nor energy for on any given normal weekday!

c) take a nap or two because fuck 3:30 in the face, seriously. you’ll be productive later!

d) play some overwatch, scrub! you’re terrible at it but you really do want to get better, right?

e) do pretty much nothing but lay about on the couch going through social media apps and playing with your cat for five hours.

f) a combination of c and e

kogasana:

🙂

fishyswedes:

historical-nonfiction:

Archaeological evidence suggests that Fiji was settled in three waves of immigration between 1230 BCE-860 BCE by early Polynesian peoples. Cannibalism came soon after: estimates say that cannibalism on Fiji started around 400 BCE. In fact, Ratu Udre Udre, a Fijian war chief, is the most prolific cannibal in history. He is reported to have eaten between 872 and 999 people!

“Whatever you are, be a good one.” -Abraham Lincoln

Haruka and 2D, if you’d like? (from the one with the pink background)

*arrives late with starbucks* HEY GUESS WHO FINALLY FINISHED YOUR REQUEST SAM

I’m so sorry it took so long, work has been burning me out faster than Haruka trying to escape her feelings on a bike.

Speaking of, here she is in 2D! (literally!) I took a few liberties with the pose but I tried to stay true to it, including but not limited to: cheesy grin! floating torso! Mina was clearly involved somehow.

Me: *doodles a little Haruka*

Haruka: *somehow looks like Don Bluth’s boyfriend’s hot sister with a killer six pack*

The office: *has ants*

Me: *screams fucking bloody murder internally*

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

folk-punk:

please google what an artichoke is

kokorogue:

mimikyu-lutions, part 2!
(part 1)

Y’know, that is one thing I miss about Zodi@c, I had 8-9 hours a day where I could sit in relative silence and listen to books and podcasts all I wanted, I could draw whenever I wanted, fuck I watched movies between jobs there. It was a shitty environment but damn I enjoyed having a little bubble of me time.

(Yes, while I was working and yes, I was still faster and better than the first shift, so.)

prettycakemachine:

My new favorite YouTube video is this totally earnest review of pre-swirled mayonnaise and ketchup in a tube. I swear it’s some kind of neo-dadaist masterpiece.

HIGLIGHTS:

1. His chosen condiment vehicle is chicken nugget dinosaurs. He serves them on a China plate.

2. At around 3:25 he switches to English and he has printed a paper American flag to signify the occasion.

3. “You do it all over on the chicken dinosaur.”

Nothing I do will ever be as good as this.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)