So this is shaping up to be a “go home, have several glasses of some kind of alcohol and bake” kind of night
Tag: :I
katya: [sums up the da:o origins, describes human noble origin as “idyllic royal life with a loving family that’s brutally murdered in front of you”]
massiel: human noble is batman?
katya: i mean
katya: i guess that’s not WRONG
well
huh
“(…)shoot stem cells into your dick.”
A thing I, an innocent bystander, heard with my own two ears just now.
tfw you want to fucking scream and drag your fingernails through your brain because SOME FUCKING PEOPLE WONT LEAVE SOMEONE YOU LIKE ALONE DUE TO A
FUCKING
KID’S
SHOW
MY GOD
HOLY SHIT
Ok that’s…interesting?? Apparently if you hold down the reblog button on mobile it will let you “quick reblog” to your main, the last blog you reblogged to and…idk I guess your second-most used sideblog? That’s nice and all tumblr, but there’s like….500000 OTHER THINGS you could be fixing.
US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets
There is nothing about this title I don’t like.
The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.
“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going
“vaccine-laced” wait
“M&Ms” what
“near” not ‘at’?
“endangered” what
“ferrets” what
US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets
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