Tag: I’m tired!!!

Thinking about random shit re: city life and I’m still trying to decide what tops telling a dude at 1am, as I was just trying to get the fuck home from work, that no I’m not interested, I’m into girls and his response be “Oh hey I got a sister, I can hook you up as long as we can still ~hang out~”

Trying to argue why it’s ridiculous for two dudes to not ride a motorcycle together and I get this:

“Um well two guys can’t ride a motorcycle together, not because it’s gay or anything, but it’s intimate you know, so…”

Well I guess I’m never fucking riding with my brother on his bike ever again, thanks??

So I rewatched Beauty & the Beast and all timeline issues aside (HE IS CANONICALLY LIKE 10 AT THE BEGINNING FIGHT ME ON THIS I’LL WIN IT’S BACKED UP BY SONG AND DANCE)

when prince whatever is transformed back into a man like, how does he randomly know how to be a Man again instead of a Beast? Like, he didn’t remember how to fucking read from the “little bit” he was taught (even though a) prince and b)10 so you know he had a shitload of nannies and tutors) so how is it he shoots magical jesus beams out of his fingers/toes/neck cavity (??) and can suddenly walk/balance/do Man things instead of how he was as a Beast? also how are his clothes not fucking falling off him, he was huge! 

I HAVE MANY OTHER THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS MOVIE BUT I’LL LEAVE IT AT THAT it’s like 2:30a and even i’m not ridiculous enough to stay up into the wee hours of the morning bitching about Disney

or am i