prettycakemachine:

My new favorite YouTube video is this totally earnest review of pre-swirled mayonnaise and ketchup in a tube. I swear it’s some kind of neo-dadaist masterpiece.

HIGLIGHTS:

1. His chosen condiment vehicle is chicken nugget dinosaurs. He serves them on a China plate.

2. At around 3:25 he switches to English and he has printed a paper American flag to signify the occasion.

3. “You do it all over on the chicken dinosaur.”

Nothing I do will ever be as good as this.