Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
Endymion is Suffering ™
“Can you cut it just a bit shorter?” I ask, anxiously scrolling through every pic I have to show the lady how I’d like it. “You got it!” she chirped cheerfully, shaving me like a sheep.
So I went to look for more OW art from the artist who did the SM/OW crossover fanart AND LOOK AT THIS AMAZING SHIT I FOUND OHMYGOD THIS IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Please. Please include a card game I beg you. If you don’t wanna repeat 8 & 9: Monopoly works too. Heck, I’d even play fucking Uno and send the enemy to the shadow realm with a wild draw four idc
H.P. Lovecraft: Fucking people from alien cultures is WRONG and BAD!!!! It leads to genetic and cultural degradation!!!! Let me demonstrate with this helpful fish-person metaphor: You wouldn’t fuck a fish-person-monster, now would you? Guillermo Del Toro:
listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff
My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.
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