
I found two more after taking this picture…
*picks Dee up off my computer chair and gently sets him down on the couch behind me*
*turns to sit down*
*Dee has somehow teleported from the couch to the chair, in the exact same position*
kiwi:
So guess what idiot forgot she had peanut m&ms in her hoodie pocket and, in her excitement to show off her sailor moon shirt, fucking clocked herself in the damn face with them.
Also me at work, feeling particularly affectionate towards Endymion: “man I can’t wait to get home and pet my cat 😇”
Some guy, walking by: “I bet you do” * leers* *laughs* *winks*
