Dee is so odd. If I leave for work he seems fine, he’ll just chill in my roomie’s area until I get home. If I go do laundry and take too long, or I go outside for a phone call though, he loses his tiny furry mind. He’ll stand at the door or window and let out this plaintive mew, like I’ve abandoned him to some evil doom.
Tag: my cat y’all

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I closed Tumblr after that last post and this is apparently how he chose to wait for me to be done typing 😂😂

Today may have been utter horseshit but at least it’s over and I have a cute smol child to cheer me up
fucking hell, apparently Endymion would rather drink water out of a fucking toilet than the bowl I bought him
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE BOWL YOU WEIRDO, I JUST BOUGHT IT. IT’S CLEAN
Lmaaoooo I’m listening to a cover of Undertale’s soundtrack and like at first Dee was just chilling with me BUT THEN
the saxophone started playing
my god y’all his little head shot up and his eyes were SO WIDE and his ears were fucking flicking back and forth in an attempt to find this most egregious attack on his tiny baby ears. Even now, they are laid back against his skull and he’s sullenly glowering at me sideways, while the piano plays.
I’m interested to find out if it’s just saxophones that he hates or if it’s like….all jazz. I feel like his namesake is rolling over in his anime grave as I type this.

Endymion says hi and also “fuck making your bed”
dear endymion
WHY DID YOU EAT THE RIBBON LITERALLY IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE TO IT AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH YOU FOR THE NEXT 24-72 HOURS TO MAKE SURE YOU SHIT IT OUT
WHY
I LOOKED AWAY FOR FIVE SECONDS TO FIX A BOOK YOU KNOCKED OVER
WHY
love,
mam

My tiny nerd 😆❤