Tag: my god??

“Let the girl show you our secret. We’ll accept your judgement,” the old man says. She leads Capt. Pike away between some rocks, to where a field of blue flowers is. 

“Oh, I love these, for some reason! I just love shoving my hands into a field full of potentially dangerous flora, with no protection on whatsoever.”

“That’s great,” she exclaims “you’ll love this then!” She then proceeds to strangle him to death with the precious flowers and eat his brains.

The rest of his crew are subsequently slaughtered and eaten, the Enterprise taken on a whirlwind galaxy tour of blood and suffering. Good job, Captain! Should’ve retired 10 minutes ago.

Feeling trepidation at meeting my niece, whom I haven’t seen in 2 years.
Gave her a SM t-shirt for Christmas; her reaction? “It always bothers me they don’t include the outers with everyone.”
Ok yeah, she’s alright.

lychgate:

pxstergirl:

SOULMATE AU WHERE WHEN YOU WRITE SOMETHING ON YOUR SKIN WITH PEN/MARKER/WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, IT WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR SOUL MATES SKIN AS WELL.

IMAGINE HAVING A SUPER ARTISTIC SOULMATE WHO DRAWS FLOWERS AND DESIGNS AND REALLY BEAUTIFUL PATTERNS ALL OVER THEIR ARMS AND PERSON 2 JUST SITS THERE AND WATCHES THE LITTLE LINES APPEAR ON THEIR ARMS AND THEY CAN’T STOP SMILING AND IT’S THEIR FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY

IMAGINE PERSON 1 BEING SUPER FORGETFUL SO THEY SCRIBBLE DOWN ALL THE PLACES THEIR APPOINTMENTS ARE AND PERSON 2 TRIES TO DECIPHER THEM AND FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY’RE AT AND THEY MEET AND THEY SEE THEIR WRITING ON THEIR HAND FROM ACROSS THE WAITING ROOM/ COFFEE SHOP/ ETC. AND THEY SCRAMBLE TO FIND A PEN AND WRITE ‘FOUND YOU’ ON THE BACK OF THEIR HAND AND PERSON 1 SEES IT AND THEY LOCK EYES AND

WOW I LIKE THIS AU

okay but imagine just drawing dicks on your face while the other person is in the middle of an important interview