thebibliosphere:

punkfaery:

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punkfaery:

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, ‘Nice going, loser.‘” 

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whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

I would read this in its entirety.

sittingoverheredreaming:

Here we see the brooding butch in her natural habitat. Her speed indicates she’s having feelings, but she’s being
tough and cool about them. Later, she will watch Homeward Bound as an excuse to
cry. Look at her go. Marvelous.

 #why run away from your feeling when you can run them OVER with your motorcycle?

sam i’m going to print that out on a tshirt and wear it every fucking day

A Simple Game, part 5: Shah Mat

docholligay:

The final
part of my Senshi Civil war fic! SO it’s completed now, for all of you that
refuse to get into fics until they’re done. (I hear you.) Later I’ll do a post
with all the parts on it for easy bookmarking and reblogging. 

Part one and Part two  and Part three and part four

Usagi looked at the table, staring through it as if it would
open a hole that would let her escape into another world, a world where none of
this had ever happened, where things had never gotten so ugly, where the
decisions she had made were not being brought back to her doorstep, baring new
teeth and claws.

“Usagi, I know you don’t like it, but we
have to.” Rei spoke with authority, her mind decided and set as concrete.

“There has to be…”

“There’s not.” Mina did not let her
finish. “She’s killing innocent people, Usagi. She’s lost control. You don’t
have to be there, Usagi.”

Pluto looked down at Mina, her voice
somewhere between sorrow and determination. “Mina, you could perhaps help her.
You know what it is to keep something like this controlled, I know that you can
help her.”

Mina took a sip of her soda, a crooked
smile and flicked eyebrow punctuating her face. “I think your faith in me is a
little misplaced. I’ve never gone this far off-leash.” She looked around,
suddenly aware that she was speaking about the spectre of Venus lurking inside
of her in front of her army. “And I’m stronger than Michiru. And we’re not
talking about me.”

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Emily and Tracer’s first Valentines?

docholligay:

ANON YOU KNOW MY HEART. This was the first Valentine’s prompt I took today, and I hope you like it! 1500 words, roughly. The rest of this OW verse is HERE. 

Emily was nervous. They had been dating long enough that, she reasoned, at some point she should stop being so, but it was their first Valentine’s Day together, and she hoped her gift wasn’t too much. It had seemed like such a good idea, when she had spoken to Winston about it–something that would show Tracer how serious she was about her, how much she meant to her, that she was willing to have a contractor rip apart the walls of her flat over the course of three weeks.

But maybe it would be too much. Maybe it would make her think Emily was moving too fast.

She looked in the mirror, nervously pulling on the edge of her purple silk dress. Tracer loved in her in purple, said it brought out the lovely freckles on her shoulders. Tracer would draw constellations between them, some nights, making up legends to tell Emily, stories she swore had been hidden on her back all these years.

A knock came from the door, and she tucked her hair behind her ear and swung open the door. There was Tracer, grin and arms wide, bearing a bouquet of roses and a box of heart shaped chocolates.

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Tagged by @tinsel-trauma (thanks! <3)

• Name: Elaina
• Brithday: June 26th
• Gender: Chickadee
• Relationship Status: taken, I think…?? 
• Sibling(s): Not counting the ones I’ve adopted into my family, 2 older sisters.
• Favorite Color: Blue, although green is also very lovely
• Pets: 3-5 cats, depending on the day and how much they love me
• Sleep: Yes? Sure?
• Type of Phone: Some odd brand, Pantech. (it sucks)
• Love or Lust: Hm I suppose love, at the end of the day.
• Lemonade or Iced Tea: Tea if it’s sweet, otherwise lemonade
• Cats or Dogs: Cats, all day every day
• A few best friends or Lots of casual friends: Lots of either; my heart is a giant fuckin pillow fort and you’re all welcome to it
• Coke or Pepsi: Neither
• Wild night out or Romantic Night In: Ehhh either
• Day or Night: tunnel snakes night owls rule!
• Text or Call: Texting
• Makeup or Natural: Eh light makeup
• Ever met a celebrity: Nope 
• Smile or Eyes: Eyes for sure
• Light or Dark Hair: It’s all good
• Shorter or Taller: Taller*
• Intelligence or Appearance: Intelligence I suppose
• Chapstick or Lipstick: Chapstick just cause I use it like .2% more
• City or Country: City
• Last Song You Listened To: Car Radio by twenty one pilots

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