badjokesbyjeff:

My sexual desires have been getting out of control, but it wasn’t until I spanked a statue…

Keep reading

keep reading… its worth it..

M-M-M-M-MERRY CHRISTMAS

cactuarqueen:

fimbry:

Okay basically Tobi is everything to me and he’s perfect.

keyofjetwolf:

The littlest possible help.

gravesmanor:

leaf-submas:

Blooky show us about Fashions and Hats!

A ghost needs to stay fashionable.

macleod:

vikturi-is-mine:

stilespuna:

thatisludicrous:

crowmunculus:

actualzarya:

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

you are like a little baby, watch this

i am in physical agony

i think this is a decent contestant

What the hell even is that

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

frannipan:

“Hey Damien!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Player Dad!

aha sorry i kind of…stopped giving the show my full attention? like i’m still half-watching, I know what’s going on but god. there’s still 20 minutes left and i am so bored

at least my love for the helmswoman is still strong

hyacinth-willow:

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

these shoes exude the same kind of pull that I imagine powerful and corrupting magical items to possess; that is, upon seeing this cursed image my first thought is “these are an abomination,” yet somehow, simultaneously, I feel compelled to wear them, against both my will and my better judgement