pffft – Page 2 – Rhio's Tunglr Stuff

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

hopehedgehog:

pattissecretartblog:

widowmaker: stands on one of her 200 balconies of her castle brodding with a glass of wine in her hand in dramatic shadows, looking sorrowful into the distance
sombra approching with a distinguish schlap schlap in her scuba outfit 10 seconds away from doing a canon ball from the balcony into the sea: I’m going snorkeling guillard

ghostdaddotcx:

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

leggarts:

tracer’s slipstream skin is still one of the gayest things i’ve ever seen

original:

nonchalant-dilettante:

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

docholligay:

sailormoonsub:

sailor star fighter, huh? i bet u never even fought a star

lizawithazed:

numb3r5ev3n:

packetofcrackers:

taiey:

sarah531:

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name
Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

Eysy Rri

Omer Riz

…this is the best star wars name generator ever