Tag: rhio rambles

reasons not to get drunk: i just stepped on my child 3 different times and now he wants me to fuck off into the ether

well ok he’s still cautiously sitting by my feet but

i cant hold him

or pet him

being drunk is not worth this lack of kitty pats

Welp, looks like I twisted my hip again so I get to go see the chiro a couple more times. At least I like my chiro, he’s a pretty funny and he genuinely seems to care about his patients. Also he gave me some HP socks when he saw my Hogwarts shirt, so that was cool. 

I had forgotten about it but it still amuses me so, so much that one of his moves is to gently cradle you against his chest, rock you like a tiny baby, and then proceed to crush the fuck out of you. It doesn’t hurt but dear god it makes your spine pop and for me, a person who is a tender baby about her spine, that shit was simultaneously hilarious and painful. 

Can’t wait for next week when he bench presses my back into shape again

super unpopular sm opinion, i feel

I really don’t like chibiusa x helios

idk it just

i mean

sure they’re super cute and chummy and i love them as friends who are like super into protecting the earth/stuff together but like

idk

it’s too “neat and clean” in that 

Oh a “Serenity” and an “Earth-Type” are together just 

eck

we already have Serenity/Endymion and Usagi/Mamoru, why Chibiusa/horseboi

i prefer to think that chibis is all trying to figure herself and her place in the world out and like maybe helios is a “safe” place for her to be? idk. it’s 3:20a am and i’ve had a few beers but like i keep seeing SO MANY NOTPS ON MY DASH FROM PEOPLE I LOVE 

WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS

i’ll come back to this later but just know that

i

don’t like chibs and horseuniman

as a couple

ick