Well, that was definitely an interesting movie for sure. I could’ve lived without Roland being in any of it, or if he’d been eaten, or if he fell in love with a tree but. I guess he served a purpose. 

and oh my god he just fell for the fly lady that was probably one of the grossest kisses ever i feel so sorry for the fly

Ahaha yeaaaaaah Bog, you fall in love with Marian, or at least feel good heart-type things even if they’re not love. It would be like so nice if those two ended up besties and just bitched about everything together.

God I love the sugar plum fairy so so much

Trapped inside some kind of shrinking prison for who knows how long, with who knows what kind of basic necessities (i mean…what all would a fairy even need? apparently a nail file) by the Big Bad and she gives him the middle finger by asking for a shopping list of comfort items instead of stuff for an antidote like he asked for.

all the while making it seem like they were all stuff for that same antidote. oh bog, my man, why would she need a nail file for a potion? maybe he thought it would be used as a like a tiny zester or something, who knows~

Bog: “Rawr I’m a big bad terrible guy fear me minions”

*one love dust later*

Marian: “what the FUCK did you do to my sister why is she singing”

Bog: “oh god please just take her the potion is just an excuse at this point p l e a s e”

aw no wait why is the imp so devastated over losing the potion? like he legit looks super heartbroken and idk if there’s like some actual thing behind that or if it’s just like a kid having something they’re not supposed to have taken away from them. I’m kind of wondering if the imp had something to do with why Bog hates the love potion so much. 

So Dawn finally took a nap (and how amusingly adorable was that exchange between her and Bog over her nickname “boggy woggy” for him) and Bog’s all trying to make sure that nobody is loud and wakes her up except

he’s got like a super explosive temper and he’s fucking loud and just 

dude you’re right outside her door maybe yelling about the imp isn’t in your best interests

unless you want her to start singing sugar pie honey bunch again

and again

and again