So I kind of really love the little elf guy? Like I’m fully prepared for him to turn out to be a huge dick (well ok he can’t be as bad as whatshisface, the fairy who just will not shut up about “his army”) but for now, I just want to hug him and pat his tiny head.

and throw that love potion out cause honey that’s a terrible idea why are you still listening to the blonde arse

Alrighty so I’m gonna jump back into Strange Magic (holy shit i still have 2 hours of movie left) so if you don’t want to hear me blather on about tiny elf guys, super adorable tricksy hobbit imps or faerie dance parties, the tag to block is ‘rhio watches strange magic.’

I’ll start in like, 10 minutes, just to be fair. 

side note: those mushroom people are super adorable and i love that they’re basically playing the phone game with the kingdom’s gossip

“a tiny elf man is in the forest” somehow translated across to “a tall chef is into storage” i just

Ok so I’m watching Strange Magic and holy shit I really hate the god damned blonde guy

plz stop corrupting the tiny baby elf man

let him be alone with his tiny baby feelings 

stop flashing him with your awful armor and just get the fuck out