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aha sorry i kind of…stopped giving the show my full attention? like i’m still half-watching, I know what’s going on but god. there’s still 20 minutes left and i am so bored

at least my love for the helmswoman is still strong

i love how their “energy ray” just looks like a vape pen, complete with smoke

“Let the girl show you our secret. We’ll accept your judgement,” the old man says. She leads Capt. Pike away between some rocks, to where a field of blue flowers is.

“Oh, I love these, for some reason! I just love shoving my hands into a field full of potentially dangerous flora, with no protection on whatsoever.”

“That’s great,” she exclaims “you’ll love this then!” She then proceeds to strangle him to death with the precious flowers and eat his brains.

The rest of his crew are subsequently slaughtered and eaten, the Enterprise taken on a whirlwind galaxy tour of blood and suffering. Good job, Captain! Should’ve retired 10 minutes ago.

omg the aliens are using a teletubbie tv lmao

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Captain Chris Personguy, stroking strange plastic blue alien leaves on a strange alien planet, with no gloves or protection of any kind on.

Referring to his new yeoman, who is a girl: “I can’t get used to having a woman on the bridge,” the captain vaguely complains, to the other woman on the bridge, steering his fucking giant spaceship.

I’m the dude in the back staring at 3 computer screens, not knowing what the fuck is going on, but punching random buttons anyways while making covert doe-eyes at the helmswoman

wow this captain needs to fuckin step down already. he’s talking to the doctor about having a different life, listing off all the things he could do and the doctor is all “you’d rather be a slaver than this?” to which our good fucking captain says anything is better than where he is :I

i really think maybe they should have stronger evaluations for their captains cause that is not cool, my dude

Hahah oh I really like the doctor so far. The captain calls him in and the doctor, knowing he’s going to get some kind of an earful, pours him a martini.

If he’s going to have to listen to bitching, might as well have it with a side of liquor

“drop by my cabin, doctor”

*immediately sinks into the Sexy Sulk™ all ship captains are required by law to use at least once per episode*