ok i know this is a cliche at this point but nevada literally electing a dead pimp (who died at his birthday party with grover norquist and ron jeremy, nonetheless!) is absolutely a glitch in the simulation
USA Patch Notes v. 2.018
– Fixed bug that caused citizens to elect corpses to the senate
Tag: s i g h
todays straight character of the day is: nobody
I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual
This is a quality joke
God fuck
Bored scrolling through fb and I came across some pics I posted of my little copper Jupiter box I was making in metalworking class and like….I never got to finish it and I never got it back from my teacher and I’m still smad about it
*shrieks quietly to self while scrolling past NOtps because this is a rare occurence and i can power through this*
*seriously considers unfollowing people i’ve followed for years because of rarely seen notps*
*feels like a brat for considering unfollowing*
*cries myself into a circle of indecision*
super unpopular sm opinion, i feel
I really don’t like chibiusa x helios
idk it just
i mean
sure they’re super cute and chummy and i love them as friends who are like super into protecting the earth/stuff together but like
idk
it’s too “neat and clean” in that
Oh a “Serenity” and an “Earth-Type” are together just
eck
we already have Serenity/Endymion and Usagi/Mamoru, why Chibiusa/horseboi
i prefer to think that chibis is all trying to figure herself and her place in the world out and like maybe helios is a “safe” place for her to be? idk. it’s 3:20a am and i’ve had a few beers but like i keep seeing SO MANY NOTPS ON MY DASH FROM PEOPLE I LOVE
WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS
i’ll come back to this later but just know that
i
don’t like chibs and horseuniman
as a couple
ick