Also me at work, feeling particularly affectionate towards Endymion: “man I can’t wait to get home and pet my cat š”
Some guy, walking by: “I bet you do” * leers* *laughs* *winks*
Tag: seriously
End of Month Patreon Plug
Hey yāall! I want to thank all of you who have sponsored my foray into trying to set myself up to have a baby thus far, and offer some encouragement for the levels those of you who DONāT subscribe could be getting! Whatās cool is youāll be charged for FEBRUARY, not January, and in March itāll be on hiatus (details to come) so give me a try for a month!Ā
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My new scale for measuring how much of a dick someone is “on a scale of 1 to O’Hare”
Quick dirty sketch of baby Ruka gettin her tiny ass handed to her. I mean I know this isnāt how it happened but likeā¦what if
YES WHAT IF INDEED I AM INTO THIS
I wrote this to Rhioās amazing drawing, and I wasnāt going to publish it BUT JET BULLIED ME INTO IT SO
Like most things Haruka did, it had seemed like a good idea at the time.
She walked carefully home with her tiny bag of groceries, careful not to shuffle too much the eggs or bruise the peaches. It made her feel like an adult, getting each thing on the list, delighted when her grandmother had said she could get a candy bar with the change, and it was this rare delight that weighed in her pocket as she walked back to the apartment. She would sit down on her couch, with the comic book she had only read three times, and slowly let the chocolate and the caramel melt over her tongue. She could, impressively, make a candy bar last the better part of an hour.
Re-reblogging this because I was having Haruka feels and I just had to read through this again. I seriously recommend it; itās a quick fic but it has so much weight to it.
Ā DOC YOU ARE A WORD WIZARD AND A FEELS DEMON HOW DAREĀ
Nothing like the sweet, sweet sounds of sirens in the morning to wake you.
On of my ātop 5 most disgusting things in the worldā: doing my thing in the bathroom and realizing someone walked out without washing their hands.
ugh
iāve had a long two hours of drinking only one beer because iām a Responsible Adult and listening to work drama and really all i want is to sleep and pretend i didnt make an ass of myself at work chewing out my lead (again) because he wouldnāt train me right (again)
but thereās a mildly heavy package from hong kong on my desk and fuck it if my curiosity isnāt getting the better of me
i mean what the fuckĀ did i order from china…???
So Dawn finally took a nap (and how amusingly adorable was that exchange between her and Bog over her nicknameĀ āboggy woggyā for him) and Bogās all trying to make sure that nobody is loud and wakes her up except
heās got like a super explosive temper and heās fucking loud and justĀ
dude youāre right outside her door maybe yelling about the imp isnāt in your best interests
unless you want her to start singing sugar pie honey bunch again
and again
and again
Ohhhh my god fuck roland, heās the one who freaking set everything off but nooo of course heās gonna make sunny (sonny?) take all the blame because heās got to goĀ āsave the princessesā
even though like weāve clearly been shown that heās a useless sack of rotten grapes when it comes to fighting
and also marian already took off to go rescue her sister like bro
roland
fuck off
sheās got this
NewĀ Sailor Moon Crystal Kumamate Teddy BearsĀ have been announced. Sailor Chibi Moon, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.Ā
Rhio's Tunglr Stuff 