Tag: SIGH

Don’t go to a bar with me because I will, inevitably, order a bj shot without specifying that it’s a shot. It will be magnificently embarrassing for at least one party. That party will never be me. (My roomie offered to buy me a shot. She is now regretting everything.)

Man I honestly thought today was going to be a great day. Like, I was legit excited to be at work for once! I finally got my QC stamp today, which meant I didn’t have to both seek out and wait for my fellow QC guys who DID have a stamp to put their mark on the paperwork, which cut out A LOT of time. Let me tell you, I HATE being inefficient at work, so that was a huge boon.

The stamp also made me legit! I mean, my buddy at work told me I was already legit* but this way it wasn’t just my lazy signature on some papers, it was My Stamp with My Number which idk…I WAS SUPER PROUD TO FINALLY HAVE MY OWN NUMBER. 23, to be exact. 

So, I got a stamp which proves that I know my shit and also I can now pass parts without waiting for my tiny whiny counterpart to finally stamp my papers when he feels like it!

THEN MY BACK DECIDED THAT TODAY WAS A BAD DAY AFTER ALL.

Fortunately I was able to get an appt with my chiropractor tomorrow morning to find out what’s wrong but until then I can either sit down for the rest of forever OR I can lay down and like

not move.

yay.

so it kind of came out of the blue and i wasn’t sure if he was for real but i was actually asked the “who would be the man, who would be the woman” question at work cause this dude knows i like ladies*

and like, this dude was genuinely curious and i honestly don’t think he was trying to be a dick which is why I didnt immediately jam his face against his keyboard 

i honestly didnt think i’d ever see this particular thing outside of tumblr ever but I DID MY BEST TO CORRECT ONE PERSON’S THINKING ABOUT LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS IN A WAY THAT WAS HOPEFULLY INFORMATIVE AND NOT DICKISH 

MAY HE CARRY THIS INFORMATION INTO THE NEW AGE

of like love and peace and stuff

*shrieks quietly to self while scrolling past NOtps because this is a rare occurence and i can power through this*

*seriously considers unfollowing people i’ve followed for years because of rarely seen notps*

*feels like a brat for considering unfollowing*

*cries myself into a circle of indecision*

super unpopular sm opinion, i feel

I really don’t like chibiusa x helios

idk it just

i mean

sure they’re super cute and chummy and i love them as friends who are like super into protecting the earth/stuff together but like

idk

it’s too “neat and clean” in that 

Oh a “Serenity” and an “Earth-Type” are together just 

eck

we already have Serenity/Endymion and Usagi/Mamoru, why Chibiusa/horseboi

i prefer to think that chibis is all trying to figure herself and her place in the world out and like maybe helios is a “safe” place for her to be? idk. it’s 3:20a am and i’ve had a few beers but like i keep seeing SO MANY NOTPS ON MY DASH FROM PEOPLE I LOVE 

WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS

i’ll come back to this later but just know that

i

don’t like chibs and horseuniman

as a couple

ick

Awww noooooooooo tiny elf guy just tried his best to like confess to the other sister (i am really bad with names) and like he even did the little hand-heart thing and he was singing and she just was having none of it 

poor bb elf

please dont use the potion

So looking at posts about the Outers totally reminded me that I literally had rose petals strewn over me at the Renaissance Fairre today and the first thing I thought of was Haruka and Michiru and just

between all the lovely ladies hugging me and the rose petals and the sly winks and the dancing and one of my friend’s coworker hanging on my arm and being super cute i just felt like Michiru and Haruka were smiling down on me, you guys

and apparently this was the “straight” ren fairre.